There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death
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being christian and saying “abortion should be illegal because it is against my personal religious beliefs” is like being jewish or muslim and saying “consumption of pork products should be illegal because it is against my personal religious beliefs”
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i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
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- me while walking: i am a pedestrian thats right let me take my sweet ass time crossing the street
- me while driving: move or i will hit you
i only remember stuff that isnt important to the real world like every word from spongebob
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
28/5/12, 199141 notes
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
